So last Saturday evening I was out at a popular establishment - let's say in East Greenwich and the restaurant has numbers to its name - and I'm sitting at my table and I look over at the bar and I saw this man looking around 70ish with gold rings on every finger - yes, every finger. The next thing I see is this man pulling out his own wine glass wrapped in linen and then, if that were not enough, before I had a chance to order my drink he takes out his own flatware.

Hmm, just thought I would throw this situation out into Patch World for comments. I get OCD, but come on, even Monk did not bring his flatware to resturants.

Disclaimer: If this man happens to be your uncle, father, friend, cousin or if you think or may think now or in the future that you may a connection to Gold Fingers, in any way, I mean no disrepect.